And Billy knew from that moment on, he had to marry Jennifer
Your wife won’t start an argument with you if you are cleaning…
Keeping your dishwasher clean will make it last longer
A shaved beaver is not always a pretty sight.
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the reset of your life.
Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You Can’t do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.
I didn’t get married…. because I don’t invest half my wealth in rapidly depreciating assets.