Sometimes, even after all these years, I wake up and look over at my wife sleeping peacefully beside me and think, “MAN IS SHE LUCKY”.
I sent him a picture of my vagina… and he said he “loves Arby’s too.”
And Billy knew from that moment on, he had to marry Jennifer
Your wife won’t start an argument with you if you are cleaning…
Keeping your dishwasher clean will make it last longer
A shaved beaver is not always a pretty sight.
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the reset of your life.