I hate getting shit for wearing Daisy Dukes. It’s nice out and I like to show off my body. I can do without the rude comments like “your legs are hairy” and “your dick is hanging out”.
Sometimes, even after all these years, I wake up and look over at my wife sleeping peacefully beside me and think, “MAN IS SHE LUCKY”.
I sent him a picture of my vagina… and he said he “loves Arby’s too.”
And Billy knew from that moment on, he had to marry Jennifer
Your wife won’t start an argument with you if you are cleaning…
One does not simply walk past his wife in the kitchen and not slap her butt.
For every male action there is a female overreaction.