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Don’t wake up grumpy

I don’t always wake up grumpy… sometimes I let her sleep in.

Make My Heart Beat Faster

3-1/4 Inches

Proof it only takes 3-1/4 inches to please a woman.

Why Do People Hang Horses?

Daddy, why do people hang horses?
What?
I just heard mummy on the phone saying that her new boss was hung like a horse.

Look at Her Heart

The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart. The fact that her boobs are in front of her heart is not our fault.

She Left a Note on the Fridge…

She left a note on the fridge saying “This isn’t working, goodbye.”  I opened it and it works just fine!

Congratulations! for Pleasing 15 Women

Wearing Daisy Dukes

I hate getting shit for wearing Daisy Dukes.  It’s nice out and I like to show off my body.  I can do without the rude comments like “your legs are hairy” and “your dick is hanging out”.

 

Women are Very Temperamental

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Women are very temperamental.  50% temper, 50% mental.

Dollar for Every Time we Have Sex

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My wife doesn’t know but every time we have sex, I put a dollar in an envelope and that’s all I’m spending on her for Christmas.  So far she is getting a cup of coffee.