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Make My Heart Beat Faster
3-1/4 Inches
Why Do People Hang Horses?
What?
I just heard mummy on the phone saying that her new boss was hung like a horse.
Look at Her Heart
She Left a Note on the Fridge…
She left a note on the fridge saying “This isn’t working, goodbye.” I opened it and it works just fine!
Congratulations! for Pleasing 15 Women
Wearing Daisy Dukes
I hate getting shit for wearing Daisy Dukes. It’s nice out and I like to show off my body. I can do without the rude comments like “your legs are hairy” and “your dick is hanging out”.
Women are Very Temperamental
Women are very temperamental. 50% temper, 50% mental.
Dollar for Every Time we Have Sex
My wife doesn’t know but every time we have sex, I put a dollar in an envelope and that’s all I’m spending on her for Christmas. So far she is getting a cup of coffee.