I sent him a picture of my vagina… and he said he “loves Arby’s too.”
I Sent Him a Picture of My…
I sent him a picture of my vagina… and he said he “loves Arby’s too.”
Author Archives: Spanky
From That Moment On
And Billy knew from that moment on, he had to marry Jennifer
Marriage Tip
Your wife won’t start an argument with you if you are cleaning…
Things Men Do to Upset Women
- Lie
- Be Honest
- Not Talk
- Talk Too Much
- Not Show Emotions
- Be Too Emotional
- Breathe
Keep Your Dishwasher Clean
Keeping your dishwasher clean will make it last longer
Feminist Literature
A Shaved Bever
A shaved beaver is not always a pretty sight.
Marriage Fortune Cookie
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the reset of your life.
Breaking Up is Like Knocking Over a Coke Machine
Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You Can’t do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.
I Didn’t Get Married…
I didn’t get married…. because I don’t invest half my wealth in rapidly depreciating assets.