Author Archives: Spanky

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Women are like police, thay can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

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Beer vs. Girl:  At least the beer cannot change its mind once you get its top off…

 

Smaller Testicles

Screenshot from 2013-09-10 16:04:56Men with smaller testicles are said to make better husbands.

…because they are closer to being a woman.

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I don’t always drink milk.  But when I do, I prefer Dos Tetas.

 

Flowchart: How to Argue With a Woman

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You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it’s there?  That’s why I’m no longer a gynecologist.