Author Archives: Spanky

Women are like police, thay can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

Beer vs. Girl: At least the beer cannot change its mind once you get its top off…

Smaller Testicles

Men with smaller testicles are said to make better husbands.

…because they are closer to being a woman.

From the funny newspaper headline department:

I don’t always drink milk. But when I do, I prefer Dos Tetas.

Women in Combat? Is the Kitchen Under Attack?

You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it’s there? That’s why I’m no longer a gynecologist.