Category Archives: Humor

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No Shirt – No Service / No Shirt – Free Beer

 

The Rushed OBGYN Visit

922719_628314443865090_1274684560_nI was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. Continue reading

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I threw a shotgun shell at my daughter’s date.  Told him it’s much faster after 10PM.

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Quickest Divorce in History

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Women are like police, thay can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

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Beer vs. Girl:  At least the beer cannot change its mind once you get its top off…

 

Smaller Testicles

Screenshot from 2013-09-10 16:04:56Men with smaller testicles are said to make better husbands.

…because they are closer to being a woman.

From the funny newspaper headline department:

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Quickie Urgent Clear Commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da50Xqpe-D8
Official Liquid-Plumr “Quickie” Urgent Clear Commercial

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I don’t always drink milk.  But when I do, I prefer Dos Tetas.