A guy that shaves his arms

A guy that shaves his arms and legs..... probably shaves his vagina too.

A guy that shaves his arms and legs….. probably shaves his vagina too.

Beaten By a Busty Woman in an Elevator

1743615_10151842099986386_1033215455_nThis morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.  I was staring at her boobs when she said, “Would you please press one?”  So I did.  I don’t remember much after that.

 

Get a Cat

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All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat.

If no man wants you don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.