Tag Archives: meme

Anyone Missing a Child

I Don’t Need a Man

If “I don’t need a man” was a photo

Childs Play

Telling her to calm down is child’s play. if you want shit to get real, tell her she’s acting like her mother.

Am I The Only One You’ve Been With?

Q: Am I The Only One You’ve Been With?
A: Yes. All the others were nines and tens.

Don’t wake up grumpy

I don’t always wake up grumpy… sometimes I let her sleep in.

3-1/4 Inches

Proof it only takes 3-1/4 inches to please a woman.

Look at Her Heart

The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart. The fact that her boobs are in front of her heart is not our fault.

She Left a Note on the Fridge…

She left a note on the fridge saying “This isn’t working, goodbye.”  I opened it and it works just fine!

5 ways for a man to be happy