Wearing Daisy Dukes I hate getting shit for wearing Daisy Dukes. It’s nice out and I like to show off my body. I can do without the rude comments like “your legs are hairy” and “your dick is hanging out”. Share this:FacebookTwitterMorePocketPinterestTumblrLinkedInRedditPrintEmailLike this:Like Loading...
Sometimes, Even After All These Years Sometimes, even after all these years, I wake up and look over at my wife sleeping peacefully beside me and think, “MAN IS SHE LUCKY”. Share this:FacebookTwitterMorePocketPinterestTumblrLinkedInRedditPrintEmailLike this:Like Loading...
I Sent Him a Picture of My… I sent him a picture of my vagina… and he said he “loves Arby’s too.” Share this:FacebookTwitterMorePocketPinterestTumblrLinkedInRedditPrintEmailLike this:Like Loading...
From That Moment On And Billy knew from that moment on, he had to marry Jennifer Share this:FacebookTwitterMorePocketPinterestTumblrLinkedInRedditPrintEmailLike this:Like Loading...
Marriage Tip Your wife won’t start an argument with you if you are cleaning… Share this:FacebookTwitterMorePocketPinterestTumblrLinkedInRedditPrintEmailLike this:Like Loading...
Simply Walk Past His Wife One does not simply walk past his wife in the kitchen and not slap her butt. Share this:FacebookTwitterMorePocketPinterestTumblrLinkedInRedditPrintEmailLike this:Like Loading...
Newton’s Third Law of Emotion For every male action there is a female overreaction. Share this:FacebookTwitterMorePocketPinterestTumblrLinkedInRedditPrintEmailLike this:Like Loading...
That Moment When Share this:FacebookTwitterMorePocketPinterestTumblrLinkedInRedditPrintEmailLike this:Like Loading...
Ways to Tell a Woman is Mad at You She’s silent She’s yelling She acts the same She acts different She murdered you Share this:FacebookTwitterMorePocketPinterestTumblrLinkedInRedditPrintEmailLike this:Like Loading...