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Wearing Daisy Dukes

I hate getting shit for wearing Daisy Dukes.  It’s nice out and I like to show off my body.  I can do without the rude comments like “your legs are hairy” and “your dick is hanging out”.

 

Sometimes, Even After All These Years

Sometimes, even after all these years, I wake up and look over at my wife sleeping peacefully beside me and think, “MAN IS SHE LUCKY”.

I Sent Him a Picture of My…

I sent him a picture of my vagina… and he said he “loves Arby’s too.”

From That Moment On

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And Billy knew from that moment on, he had to marry Jennifer

Marriage Tip

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Your wife won’t start an argument with you if you are cleaning…

Simply Walk Past His Wife

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One does not simply walk past his wife in the kitchen and not slap her butt.

Newton’s Third Law of Emotion

reactionFor every male action there is a female overreaction.

 

That Moment When

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Ways to Tell a Woman is Mad at You

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  1. She’s silent
  2. She’s yelling
  3. She acts the same
  4. She acts different
  5. She murdered you