Wearing Daisy Dukes I hate getting shit for wearing Daisy Dukes. It’s nice out and I like to show off my body. I can do without the rude comments like “your legs are hairy” and “your dick is hanging out”. Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X More Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window) Pocket Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to print (Opens in new window) Print Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like this:Like Loading...
Sometimes, Even After All These Years Sometimes, even after all these years, I wake up and look over at my wife sleeping peacefully beside me and think, “MAN IS SHE LUCKY”. Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X More Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window) Pocket Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to print (Opens in new window) Print Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like this:Like Loading...
I Sent Him a Picture of My… I sent him a picture of my vagina… and he said he “loves Arby’s too.” Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X More Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window) Pocket Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to print (Opens in new window) Print Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like this:Like Loading...
From That Moment On And Billy knew from that moment on, he had to marry Jennifer Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X More Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window) Pocket Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to print (Opens in new window) Print Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like this:Like Loading...
Marriage Tip Your wife won’t start an argument with you if you are cleaning… Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X More Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window) Pocket Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to print (Opens in new window) Print Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like this:Like Loading...
Simply Walk Past His Wife One does not simply walk past his wife in the kitchen and not slap her butt. Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X More Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window) Pocket Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to print (Opens in new window) Print Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like this:Like Loading...
Newton’s Third Law of Emotion For every male action there is a female overreaction. Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X More Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window) Pocket Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to print (Opens in new window) Print Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like this:Like Loading...
That Moment When Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X More Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window) Pocket Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to print (Opens in new window) Print Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like this:Like Loading...
Ways to Tell a Woman is Mad at You She’s silent She’s yelling She acts the same She acts different She murdered you Share this: Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X More Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window) Pocket Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) Pinterest Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Click to print (Opens in new window) Print Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Like this:Like Loading...