I Don’t Need a Man

If “I don’t need a man” was a photo

Childs Play

Telling her to calm down is child’s play. if you want shit to get real, tell her she’s acting like her mother.

Words

The Next Time Your Wife Gets Angry…

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over he shoulders (like a cape) and exclaim, “Now You’re SUPER ANGRY!”

Am I The Only One You’ve Been With?

Q: Am I The Only One You’ve Been With?
A: Yes. All the others were nines and tens.

Why U Sad DeepCave?

DeepCave feels sad

Praying Mantis Devours The Male

The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the female prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.

Don’t wake up grumpy

I don’t always wake up grumpy… sometimes I let her sleep in.

Every Nurse Had to Look

Did you want a daughter or a son?

Mom, did you want a daughter or a son?
I wanted a back rub.