Make My Heart Beat Faster

3-1/4 Inches

Proof it only takes 3-1/4 inches to please a woman.

Why Do People Hang Horses?

Daddy, why do people hang horses?
What?
I just heard mummy on the phone saying that her new boss was hung like a horse.

Look at Her Heart

The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart. The fact that her boobs are in front of her heart is not our fault.

She Left a Note on the Fridge…

She left a note on the fridge saying “This isn’t working, goodbye.”  I opened it and it works just fine!

5 ways for a man to be happy

After All… It’s Fifty Dollars!

Why did you stop?

Ho Ho Ho