Congratulations! for Pleasing 15 Women

It’s a Christmas Tradition

Traditionally at Christmas women would get on their knees and beg forgiveness to their husbands for all they did the past year.

Pyramid of Intellect

Wearing Daisy Dukes

I hate getting shit for wearing Daisy Dukes.  It’s nice out and I like to show off my body.  I can do without the rude comments like “your legs are hairy” and “your dick is hanging out”.

 

Sometimes, Even After All These Years

Sometimes, even after all these years, I wake up and look over at my wife sleeping peacefully beside me and think, “MAN IS SHE LUCKY”.

My Wife is psycHOTic

My wife is psycHOTic

I Sent Him a Picture of My…

I sent him a picture of my vagina… and he said he “loves Arby’s too.”

From That Moment On

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And Billy knew from that moment on, he had to marry Jennifer